Santa is running extremely late and is brimming with unbridled fury. A rage which has grown over hundreds of years in dealing with ungrateful children. It's time to give them what they deserve; death and destruction.

He deploys his most violent concoction; a sauce made with spicy green kimchi using seasonal Brussels sprouts, jalapeños and garlic. The deafening screams of children fill the streets.

Merry Christmas.

Ingredients:

• Brussels Sprout Kimchi (Brussels Sprouts, Jalapenos, Garlic, Ginger, Spring Onion, Apple Juice, Sugar, White Miso, Soy Sauce) (41.7%)
• Jalapenos (41.7%)
• Apple Cider Vinegar
• Garlic (5%)
• Blue Agave
• Xanthan Gum

Spice-o-Meter: Eerie (2/5)

150ml

Made in a kitchen which also handles celery, gluten, crustaceans, eggs, fish, milk, molluscs, mustard, peanuts, sesame, soybeans and nuts. Although great care has been taken, some trace amounts of the aforementioned allergens may be present.