A hideous, sentient war machine plagues the skyline, causing death and destruction for those who dare to tread too close.

We have to shut it down.

Scientists have developed a new formula, a zesty blend of jalapeño peppers, tomatillos and lime which may disrupt its neural net. Worst case, it doubles as an incredible everyday taco and wing sauce.

Ingredients:

• Tomatillo
• Green Jalapeño
• Lime
• Apple Cider Vinegar
• Garlic
• Sugar

Spice-o-Meter: Unsettling (1/5)

500ml

Made in a kitchen which also handles celery, gluten, crustaceans, eggs, fish, milk, molluscs, mustard, peanuts, sesame, soybeans and nuts. Although great care has been taken, some trace amounts of the aforementioned allergens may be present.